Preposterously free yet nonsensical translation, with particularly
irresponsible insertions of fiction marked with *asterisks of 
doom*:

Caution, dangerous baby!
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"My God, what happened here?"

"Yesterday, war came to our house, young lady, so you'd better
beware of the babies.  This [war] was caused by sheer irony 
of fate: [Before,] she [the baby] was having a good time singing
songs, etc.  But then that same baby was assaulted, butchered 
and devoured, until [finally] the offals were tossed out through
the window."

"Oh, what happened?  Tell me, what happened?"

"I really don't know.  And thus until now our tongues have been
speechless [about the incident], because *if it had been released
[to the public]*, it wouldn't have stood up *to* the mightily 
pissed-off public for questions."